Frank and Gerard were at the seaside, it was a risky move, with them
being so well known and all, but both were in disguise. Both wore full body
wetsuits, and flipflops, with large sunglasses, Frank topped his with a
flourescent cap with neck shade, while Gerard went for a disreputable old
fishing hat, his hair carefully secured beneath it.
As they walked along the sandy high tide line, they saw, just ahead, a
woman, aparently struggling with a man that was behaving very strangely.
Going over, they heard the man shouting gibberish, and strange noises,
while throwing himself around, almost knocking the woman over.
Concerned, Frank ran over and asked if the woman was alright, Gerard,
following, saw a pub nearby, and snidely asked if it wasn't early in the
day to be drunk, the woman glared at him, then ignored him.
Looking to Frank, she said, "Could you help me get